Don't whine Mary. Wine, wine ? Did someone say wine? Oui!!! Moi!!! How about it?

THE PLACE TO BE THIS SATURDAY 4-8

Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans? They are poignant lyrics thatmany of us know all too well. How can you ever hear a great song too many times? When it's being played for all the wrong reasons, I guess.

The Greensgrow Fall Festival and County Fair. That's right. County Fair. Philadelphia is a county isn't it? Let me call my friend Not So Fat Lately ( http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/53384042.html) Eddie Rendell. Yes The Governator reports that we are in fact , a county. He checked with Dwight Evans. So what kind of county doesn't have a county fair? What is a County Fair anyway? I'm not sure-having grown up in Washington Dc which was not a county and we had no fairs. We had affairs. There used to be a joke about how to remember which was which between The house and the Senate committees that deal with foreign issues. The House was the House Relations and the Senate was the Senate Affairs because congressmen had affairs and senators had relations. Ba dum dum! What was I writing about?

New this week: Buckeye Gala Apples! Yellow Bartlett Pears! Red Dandelion Greens! GARLIC!

Go away and like Novella kill something in the garden? (Ok I won't do anymore Novella jokes) I meant plants anyway. 5 summer flowering annuals for 10 bucks. Beat it like a rug! That's right, 10 gets you five. Spruce up the place, literally. 25% off all shrubs and perennials (that reminds me I should move my hostas soon) Dave must not want to have to count anything for August inventory. Give your garden a little shot of beauty for a mere ten spot!